The Deliciously Dark Side of the City

*sigh* GH has wrapped up some of its better stories now, and everyone is just talk, talk, talking. *yawn* I don't care about Carly and her stupid kid, or Sonny and Jax's reaction to said stupid kid's condition. Seriously, Sonny is a hypocrite that always gets people around him killed and deserves it, and Jax shouldn't be with Carly, anyway! He should save himself and get a nice woman. I really would like to see him with Kate, and it would make Kate less boring than she is now, playing Sonny's understanding little girlfriend who just whispers comfort to him like a faithful dog. Ick! I never thought I'd be rooting for White Knight Jax over Sonny, but I actually am right now.

Robin and her baby . . . until she has it, she and Patrick are just going to debate it to death. Boring.

Emily is gone (Yay), but Nikolas is going to angst until he falls in love with Nadine, which means, yes, MORE talking (Boo)!

The Diane/Max thing is bordering on being overplayed; she's too good to be relegated to comedy relief. Mature the story a little more, make it a tinge more serious, or let it go.

Jerry's gone all in love and romantic. Being in love and romantic with granny-Alexis is always, always BORING. Their banter and "oohh forbidden love" story has been ridiculous since day one, and if they're going to waste Sebastian Roche on it, maybe they should just send him the way of Ian Devlin already, and spare the viewers.

Spinelli and Maxie I want dead. Yep, dead. Why? Jason should have had a great, exciting hunt and chase with Ian, and They. Ruined. It. All Maxie does is get in trouble be her own stupidity, and shriek about it! Then, Spinelli jabbers idiotically, and gets horny like a teenage boy (and he's not a teenager) over whatever blond he fancies at the moment. By now, I don't give a damn who his parents are, why he's such a freak, anything about him! I want him dead. Not gone, just dead. Maxie, too, because really . . . who cares? To quote Paramore's song Misery Business, "Once a whore, you're nothing more ... I'm sorry, that'll never change"! It's time for them to go. They're in their twenties and act more retarded than real teenagers! It's just sickening already. And Spinelli is always ruining Jason's cool scenes, always! Now Maxie is, too??? Come on!!!

She ruined the end of the Text Message Killer hunt, too. She ruins everything! I can't stand that bitch! And Spinelli is a retard, okay, we get it, not funny anymore! Why do you think they never made The Rain Man 2? Overplayed, GH, overplayed!

I thought it was good last year, but I'm kind of glad their actors were snubbed in the Daytime Emmy Awards now. Maybe they'll work harder to make it less boring. Or maybe they'll make them talk more, since apparently that's what soap fans want. If it goes more into drama and less into action, I'm tuning out for the summer! Moonlight is on my Ipod, and it's making GH pale (haha, no pun intended) in comparison. Which is, well, sad.